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$MCX — MetaCortex
Called 16h after launch · $96.6M mcap at scrape
AI-brain meta out of CN Twitter. Nine figures in under a day. The callout that would have paid your rent.
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$UOTF — United Oil Trust Fund
Called 4h after launch · $68.3M mcap
An "oil trust fund" with mint + freeze revoked. Boomer-RWA larp meta is officially live.
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$utility — utility token
Called 36 minutes after launch · $22.4M mcap
The ticker is literally "utility". It has none. $22M anyway. This is the market we work in.
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$CALLOOOR — The Callooor
Called 21h after launch · $241K mcap
First token about Callout Rewards itself. The meta play on the meta. Recursion pays.
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$GNUT — The Gooning Squirrel
Called 36 minutes after launch · $81.6K mcap
Fresh out the trenches. 3fXk…9Pmt has already applied to be CTO. See $GOONCOIN for how that ends.
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$Fartcoin
664 days old · $132.8M mcap · 14,017 replies
The blue chip. Calling this out now is like calling out Microsoft — but every résumé needs one safe pick.
Refreshes live on every open (GeckoTerminal public API — pump.fun bonding-curve + graduated pools). If the feed rate-limits, the last real pull stays up and it auto-reconnects. The numbers are real; the commentary is the parody. Not financial advice; your callout, your reputation.
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3fXk…9Pmt · 3rd+
Community builder | 9 CTOs | Believer in second chances (and third, and…)
1d · 🌐
I'm thrilled to announce I've been Pumployed as Chief Technology Officer of $GOONCOIN. When the original dev sold the top and deleted the Telegram, some people saw a rug. I saw an opportunity — and a vacant C-suite. Grateful to the 14 holders who believed in me. We're so back. #pumployed #CTO #newchapter …more
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$GOONCOIN Intern · Unpaid · 11m
congrats king 🫡 does this mean the roadmap is real now
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trenchwatch.sol · 1st
Callouts with receipts | 73% hit rate, verified on-chain
16h · 🌐
CALLOUT: $MCX (MetaCortex) Called it 16 hours after launch. $96.6M market cap at time of writing. AI-brain narrative, CN Twitter origin, chart never looked back. This is a real token, live on pump.fun right now — stats auto-attached from the chain, because on this app your callout IS your résumé. #callout #pumployed …more View $MCX on pump.fun ↗
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Hn4w…d7Qc · 2nd
Posting daily about AI x memecoins | Founder, NinA Trench Agency
1d · 🌐
Since January I keep getting job offers I never saw coming. No keyword. No campaign. No recruiter I can trace. Somewhere, a conversation happened between a hiring dev and a language model — and my wallet address came up. We asked 1,076 trench veterans how hiring actually works now:
51%
of devs now check a candidate's wallet history before their CV — up from 29% a year ago. Your chain record is your résumé, whether you formatted it or not.
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8vKn…Pmp2 · You
Serial deployer · 42 graduations
2h · 🌐
Updated my skills. Every one of them has receipts on-chain — endorse only what you've seen me do.
Token deployment · 67 Community building · 41 Trading · 38 Meme creation · 52 Frontend · 12 Solidity / Rust · 9 Marketing · 29 KOL · 17 CTO · 9 Dev · 23
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F8yz…kR2m · 2nd
Talent Partner @ McDegen Capital | We hire from the trenches
5h · 🌐
We're hiring! 🚨 Rust dev for a revolutionary memecoin (can't say which, wife's boyfriend's NDA). ✅ Comp: 0.5% of supply, vested over 4 hours ✅ Unlimited PTO (project may not exist next week) ✅ Exposure No CV needed — drop your wallet below. If your Pumployed profile shows a graduation, you're through to round two.
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The job market for crypto.

Everyone came to Pump to make money. Some of us actually got Pumployed.
No CVs — applications are ranked by your on-chain résumé.

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CTO — Community Takeover Officer
$GOONCOIN · Memecoin Manufacturing
Remote (Telegram) · Full-time-ish
Previous CTO "moved on to new opportunities" (sold everything at 4 AM). Seeking a leader to inherit 14 holders and one banger meme. Comp: 1% supply + creator-fee split.
Community buildingCrisis commsCTO
43 applicants· 3h ago
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Raid Captain (Senior)
$PONZU · Aquatic Finance
Remote · Nights & weekends (that's when candles move)
Must own a phone farm or at least two thumbs. KPIs: replies per minute, gm consistency. Comp: exposure, plus more exposure at 90 days.
MarketingKOLMeme creation
312 applicants· 1d ago
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Rust Developer
$WAGMIFROG · Amphibious Manufacturing
Remote · Contract (4 hours, see vesting)
Ship a staking page before the dev wallet unlocks. Applicants with ≥1 graduation on their Pumployed profile skip the interview. Comp: 0.5% supply, vested over 4 hours.
Solidity / RustFrontendDev
7 applicants· 5h ago
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Meme Artisan (Principal)
McDegen Capital · Talent Network
Remote · Portfolio required
Requires 5+ years of Fine Arts training or 5 minutes of MS Paint — we genuinely cannot tell the difference and neither can the market. Top-of-market comp for anyone whose meme has graduated a token.
Meme creationMarketing
1,204 applicants· 2d ago
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On-chain Private Investigator
$GOONCOIN Holders' Association
Remote · Urgent
Find our previous dev. Last seen bridging to Base. Must read explorers like bedtime stories. Bonus paid in recovered funds (good luck).
TradingForensics
88 applicants· 6h ago
Applications are ranked by verified on-chain history — the résumé you can't embellish.
$GOONCOIN
$GOONCOIN designs, manufactures and launches the world's most advanced exit liquidity
Memecoin Manufacturing · Solana · 14 holders · 1–2 employees (varies hourly)
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3fXk…9Pmt & 1 other cabal alum works here
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$GOONCOIN · 14 holders
5mo · 🌐
The story of $GOONCOIN often focuses on the chart, the deleted Telegram, or the insane views of our CTO catching a falling knife. But the real story is the team: one intern, one meme, and now — under new leadership — a roadmap that officially exists. Graduation was always the mission. It still is.
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